May 2013
unsuccessful-metalbenders:
roasted-tuspooky:
if you had the chance to change your fate…
would you?
tHIS IS MY FAVORITE DAMN JOKE ON THIS ENITRE FUCKING WEBSITE AND IF YOU DONT FIND IT FUNNY THEN I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU
vardaesque:
420stuck:
when you shake laminated paper and it does the thing
fwuuubufbuwbfwubfufbwufbuwbuuuBUWBUBHUFUFBUWBUFBUB
agentbartowski:
ugh fuck my parents i asked for an apple and they got me some stupid fucking computer i am so frustrated how could they do this to me i just wanted a fucking apple i am starving they cost like not even a dollar all they had to do was go to the fucking grocery store what the fuck happened
lindsaychrist:
ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
April 2013
EATING
howdoiputthisgently:
SOMETHING HEALTHY:
SOMETHING NOT SO HEALTHY:
smidgers:
”free wifi”
”please ask a member of staff for details”
2 people sitting in front me on the bus were talking about how rude it is when people eavsdrop on others conversations and I told them that I totally agree.
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
foxnewsofficial:
next time you’re washing your hands next to somebody cup your hands under the tap until the water overflows then look at them dramatically and say ‘this water is getting out of hand’ it’s a guaranteed way to make friends i have never tried it but it is guaranteed
radgrl:
wow im hungry time for a small midnight snack like a few crackers or a dozen donuts and a steak
